Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.