Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!