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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!