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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.