Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section