What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.