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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt