What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.