What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.