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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt