What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.