Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.