What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.