Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.