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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.