What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks