Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.