Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.