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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.