Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!