Pyramid Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!