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Pyramid Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!