How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!