How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!