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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.