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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!