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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Hulk ash!

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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!