How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.