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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.