I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Half a cat
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
A chicken sedan.
Because she has two faces.
Walks home.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
The deputy head!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
A sphinxter.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Bedlam
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
