What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!