What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction