I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Do you even, bro?
Kurt and Rod.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
So they have something to do at night.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
He died of asphinxiation!
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
To help them find missing sea men.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
You look quite put-together this evening.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
An elephant with diarrhea
I'm fast.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
