Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.