Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.