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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.