What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end