What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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None! Cats can't sew!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!