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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Who sews in a barn

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.