What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.