Make it sew number 1!
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
None! Cats can't sew!
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Make it Tso's Number One.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.