What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!