What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)