March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Previous Random Joke Next
Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.