What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)