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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par