What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What is the opposite of a protein?

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What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har