What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!