What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.