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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!