What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

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Shell expectation

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA