What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Previous Random Joke Next

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope