Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course