Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.