Antelope Jokes

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

A slantelope.

The Antelopes.

A cantelope.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

Because Santa came early!

Let's be pen pals!

He couldn't swallow his pride.

They prey regularly.

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

He can never find the Loki.

Getting a right call.

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

Because the cow has the utter.

When he's got ants in his pants!

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

What do you call two ants running away?

What did the lion say to the antelope?

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

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