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Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Because it cantaloupe.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.