Antelope Jokes

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

A slantelope.

The Antelopes.

A cantelope.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

She wanted to see her nephewlope

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

The Boston Marathon finish line.

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Snickers satisfies.

She wanted a big wedding.

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

What do you call two ants running away?

What did the lion say to the antelope?

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

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