What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Previous Random Joke Next

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.