What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.