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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.