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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.