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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope