What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.