3 Leg Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.