3 Leg Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY