3 Leg Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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