Mutated
A slantelope.
Three pirates
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The Boston Marathon finish line.
Triangull
Because the cow has the utter.
Because the cow has the udder
The cow has the udder.
Cross fit
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Because he was Snowden.
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I literally cannot deal.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Abort mission!
Because your mom was on the other side..
George Lucas.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
