What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.