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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount