What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.