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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level