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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side