Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.