Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder