Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.