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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.