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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.