Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.