Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!