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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols