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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols