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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.