What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem