What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.