What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.