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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.