What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.