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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady