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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.