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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems