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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem