What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.