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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

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Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Darth Vader.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!