What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.