Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones