John Linen
He just beetled off!
Yoko Ono
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Notice me 10"
A receding hareline.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Because he was shellfish.