Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Because it came out of the pen.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.