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He just beetled off!
Yoko Ono
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
That's the end of me!
Neigh-boars.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
He will B flat
A wind tunnel.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
Yoko Ono.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Duty. Honor.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
