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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head