Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.