Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.