Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.