Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!