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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict