Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head