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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.