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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!