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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!