Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

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Who loses?

America.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip