A quack head!
They always quack the case.
They quack up
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Dam-it!
Any place without a drive-up window.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Feyonce.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
He was hooked on phonics.
Because he was a quack addict!
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
He isn't very App-y
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.