Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.