He became a quack head
A quack-head.
Because he was a quack head
A quack head!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
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She puts it on her bill
QUACKer Oaths.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
To remind them why there's no money in it
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
A penny.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
They quack up
He was hooked on phonics.
It had a serious drinking problem.
He came to work baked.
He couldn't see himself doing the work
