What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.