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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF