What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.