What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.