What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"