What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.