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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.