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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.