What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Previous Random Joke Next

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.