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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)