What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied