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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"