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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.