He became a quack head
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Water...
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Build a house next to it.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
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He wanted to have webbed feet.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Because he was a quack head
A quack head!
