What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.