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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head