He became a quack head
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
They keep getting lost at sea.
You can silence a gun.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
He's still there.
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Pluck a duck.
Because Opey never delivered.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
A quack-head.