What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.