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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.