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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Light bulbs

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Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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He couldn't see himself doing it

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She was having Disney spells.

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No Escape

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Because they had no bars on their cells!

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With no legs.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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She had little to no coverage.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.