What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.