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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento