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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

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A tiger moth!

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I can still turn your mom on.

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Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Loki, because he is low-key.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.