What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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They never stop lighting up.

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They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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Because it saw the salad dressing

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Tigers have stripes.

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Through the cell wall.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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Because he needed a poo.

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Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.