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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.