Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!