Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.