Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard