Because you only need one arm to drum along..
A happy pit bull.
A turkey
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Xanax since he's a Bartender
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.
A panda with a set of drums.
A Def Leppard.
Def Leppard