Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.