Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Alright.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Mosqui-toes.
Because it's logarythmic.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
5 dollars per-cushion.
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
Def Leppard
They all lost their hearing