Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard