Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard