Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.