Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.