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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.