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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.