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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.