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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.

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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht