What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.