What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights