What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence