What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.