What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.