What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!