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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

T Jokes More T Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.