What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**