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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Flatulence Jokes More Flatulence Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence