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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.