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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.