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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA