April Sale - 20% Off

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.