When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.