Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!