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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.