Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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How's your day Dog?

Rough...

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!