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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.