Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!