How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.