How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!