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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it