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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.