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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.