What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.