What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone