What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.