What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.