High School Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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He gets mourning wood.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.