You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
I don't know, I just fly drones.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Change the drinking age to 25
It was a high school.
They never got a reaction out of him.
A graduated cylinder!
He wanted to go to high school.
Ooops... wrong sub.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Names
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
He went to Europe to study a-Broderick
A ladder.
No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer
AP Flour
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Remind them that high school is over.
Nowhere! He just stuck around!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
Sandwiches.
A buck an ear!
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
A redditor
Alligator for her birthday was a card!
He likes to keep things low key.
March 4th.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
A parking lot.
Lots of bad pickup lines.
