High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

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The first herd shot round the world!

What do these shoes do?

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.