High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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Calculust.

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They get lots of Valenswines.

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It had a lot of problems

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They don't want to pay for mods.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

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