High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=6-RfZDiayDI

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.