High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..