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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.