Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.