What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.