What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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He was Russian.

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Two test tickles

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Two test tickles!

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Give it two test-tickles!

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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A satisfactory