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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

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How does Hasbro test tickle me Elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory