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Factory Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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I Love Pizza & You

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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